The Holy Grail
This repeat offense features Dubya combining two existing repeat offenses (his "Daytime TV" and "lawsuit" quips) into one super repeat offense.

1. You see, I'm amazed of what — I try to speculate what went on in the minds of these people when they attacked us. They must have thought we were weak. You know, they must have thought that — this kind of false image of materialism affected their thinking. They thought we were so materialistic we wouldn't react. They probably thought all we were going to do is maybe file a couple of lawsuits. They were watching the wrong TV show. (May 10, 2002)
2. You know, I kind of wonder what was going through the enemy's mind when they attacked us. They probably thought we were so selfish and that our true religion was materialism, so self-centered that after 9/11, 2001, oh, we might file a lawsuit or two. I guess they've been watching too much TV. They don't understand the country. (Oct. 31, 2002)